Calm Your nerves!
Two professional drivers got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection.
One took a flask from his pocket and said to the other, "Here, maybe you'd like a nip to calm your nerves."
"Thanks," he said, and took a long pull from the container.
"Here, you have one, too," he added, handing back the whiskey.
"Well, I'd rather not," said the professional driver. "At least not until after the police have been here."
Paint Your Car!
Two professional drivers met.
"Hey," asked one, "why did you paint one side of your car red and the other side blue?"
"Well," the professional driver responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
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